On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me… well, I bet whatever it was, it wasn’t as amazing as finding George Clooney, naked, under the Christmas tree. 🙂 Yes, today it’s time for us to objectify ten gorgeous men and fantasize. The year is almost over, and I have to admit that 2010 is not in short supply of fabulously hot and talented men. It wasn’t easy to pick just 10, but I gotta commit to the Top 10 Format. So what are you waiting for? Let’s dig in!
My Top 10 Movie Screen Scorchers of 2010
1/ George Clooney, The American.
I’ve been a Clooney fan since he was still playing Dr. Doug Ross in ER, so forgive me if I’m bias. But I can’t help it, not only is this man gorgeous and aging so fabulously with his salt-and-pepper hair, he’s also one of the smartest actors in Hollywood when it comes to choosing roles. He knows who he is and what he wants to do, so every once in a while he’d do big studio movies like the Ocean’s franchise, but most of the time he’s focusing his energy on projects that challenges him, like his turn in The American. And he nails each role he inhabits, while looking insanely hot in the process. For all of those reasons, and many more I can’t disclose without keeping this post PG13, gorgeous George is our number one man of 2010.
2/ Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Inception.
Leonardo diCaprio was the star of Christopher Nolan’s mind-bending drama Inception, but I think I’m not the only one who thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who got his taste of fame by starring in the alien sitcom Third Rock From The Sun oh so many years ago, somehow upstaged him in the movie. It’s just he was so cool as Arthur, Cobb’s serious and cautious sidekick, especially during that zero gravity fight scene. And while he charmed Ellen Page’s Ariadne in the film, he also charmed his audience into raving incessantly about him after. He may only play a supporting role in Inception, but in my fantasy, he’s definitely the leading man.
3/ Tom Hardy, Inception.
Speaking of supporting roles in Inception, I think our number three guy was also responsible from stealing the spotlight from Leo. This Brit not only got to say the best lines in the movie, he also managed to mesmerize the audience to a degree that when we discussed the whole thing in various threads afterward, we couldn’t help but discuss how much we love his character Eames. Almost overnight, Hardy, a relative unknown in the States, became a hot topic all thanks to Inception, and I highly suspect that it was caused by those dreamy eyes and very, very enticing lips. The concept of entering a person’s dream and stealing or implanting ideas may seem ludicrous before Inception, but now, I think Hardy can enter my dream any time he wants.
4/ James Franco, 127 Hours.
James Franco’s star is shining so bright in Hollywood right now, he has just been tapped to host the Oscars with Anne Hathaway at the same time when critics are predicting that he’ll be a shoe-in for the Best Actor category. James Franco is probably the only actor in Hollywood right now that has it all; talent, looks, impressive resume, and an awesome brain that allows him to get his PhD without taking time off from acting. I’m starting to suspect he’s not human, but an AI (artificial intelligence) created by big Hollywood studios so they could have the perfect actor, with both commercial and critical appeal. Whatever he is, he’s a major hottie who is pretty much perfect in every way, and we get to enjoy him at number 4.
5/ Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine.
Most alumni of Disney’s The Mickey Mouse Club achieve success as adults by becoming pop stars, like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. But that wasn’t the case with this Mickey Mouse Club alumna, he opted to be an actor, and a damn good one at that. The first time I noticed him was in Murder By Numbers, in which he played a seventeen-year-old psychopath. I remember turning to my friend in the middle of the movie and telling her that “this boy is so going to be a star one day”, and a star he did become, though not in the most conventional sense. He’s the indie king, always opting for quirky, odd, difficult roles over romantic leading men in big studio movies, making the Nicholas Sparks’ tearjerker The Notebook his only big studio success. I admire his artistic integrity and his commitment to acting but sometimes I do want him to go the Jake Gyllenhaal way and just do rom-coms for once, if only so I can be swooned over and over again by those hypnotizing blue eyes…
6/ Armie Hammer, The Social Network.
In The Social Network, one of the two characters he played in the movie declared, “I’m six-foot-five, 220 pounds and there’s two of me.” and for a second there I wish there really were two of Armie Hammer, because let’s face it, we all want more than one six-foot-five, 220 pounds, handsome blond demi-god in this world. A relative unknown before the movie came out, Hammer first attracted my attention when he guest-starred in two CW series Gossip Girl and the now deceased Reaper as Gabriel, Serena’s conman boyfriend and the devil’s son, respectively. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why he attracted so much attention, does it? And what makes him such a catch is not just the fact that he’s extremely good looking and a fantastic actor to boot, he’s also, uhm, born to a gazillion dollar empire, being the grandson of oil tycoon Armand Hammer, whom he was named after. Sadly, he’s already married to TV personality Elizabeth Chambers, but give it time. Marriages don’t always work in Hollywood, especially when it comes to beautiful people like him. 🙂
7/ Andrew Garfield, The Social Network.
Before The Social Network even opened, there was already a lot of buzz surrounding this handsome Brit due to him being named as the next Spider-Man, replacing Toby Maguire in the new movie. I was not so convinced about another Spider-Man movie at first, but now I’m willing to give it a try, especially after seeing his performance in The Social Network. Eduardo Saverin might have been screwed over, but Garfield seems to be enjoying a nice and scandal-free success so far, going from just another Brit trying his luck across the pond to a certified star. And he seems like a real sweetheart too in interviews, always generous in his praises for his co-stars. A handsome, talented and humble man? Where do I sign up?
8/ Jon Hamm, The Town.
No, he’s not in the wrong list. You’re reading it right: Jon Hamm is on the verge of not just being known as Don Draper in Mad Men, but a bona fide movie star. In Ben Affleck’s The Town he portrays FBI Agent Adam Frawley, a straight-laced guy so unlike Don Draper that he convinces us all how good of an actor he is. It won’t come as a surprise if he gets cast in a major role soon, because there are not that many tall, dark, handsome and utterly talented leading man in Hollywood who can carry a movie, save for a few of the elites. Hey, movie studios, if you’re looking for an older Superman, Jon Hamm is totally your guy.
9/ Aaron Johnson, Kick-Ass.
Yet another Brit in this list, Aaron Johnson may not seem like your typical “screen scorchers” considering that his most famous role in the US is as a typical geek-turned-superhero in Kick-Ass. Yes, he’s kinda scrawny, and yes, he’s not conventionally handsome. And yes, he sometimes sounds douche-y in interviews, I won’t deny that. But the fact is, he’s British thus his accent is just divine, he’s talented and funny, and the best part, he actually can be sexy when he wants to be. He may be compared to Jesse Eisenberg, but for me personally, Eisenberg doesn’t do it for me. Johnson is the only big screen geek worth fantasizing about.
10/ Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right.
Our last guy in the list is so hot, he can turn a gay girl straight… if only for a little while. In The Kids Are All Right, Ruffalo plays the sperm donor of a Annette Bening and Julianne Moore’s children who has an affair with the very lesbian Moore, and trust me, we immediately understand why Moore’s character would actually get into bed with someone with a penis. It’s attached to Mark Ruffalo’s sexy, rugged persona, after all. Despite portraying a homewrecker, Ruffalo still manages to charm us all in the movie, which explains why he was the rom-com king for quite some time in the early 2000s. I’m not usually one for scruffy guys, but in his case, I’m definitely making an exception. He hasn’t starred in too many hit movies lately, but I’m hoping his turn in the critically-acclaimed The Kids Are All Right will change that, because we need more of him on the big screen.
And there you have it, my top 10 movie screen scorchers of 2010. I’m sure there are other hotties that deserve to be mentioned, but unfortunately there’s only room for 10. Check back in tomorrow, I’ll be counting down the 10 Fabulous Movie Ladies of 2010. Guess which number newly preggers Natalie Portman is on. 🙂