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Golden Globes Red Carpet Report: The Bold, The Beautiful and The Bizarre (Oh, and The Boys!)

Now that you’ve all seen The Golden Globes and read the highlights, it’s time for us to focus on what really matters: the red carpet fashion. This is what award season is all about, people, indulging on our favorite pastime of drinking wine and judging people. And by people, I mean unsuspecting celebrities walking the red carpet and hoping against all hopes that Joan Rivers will not tear them a new one the next day.

Since the Golden Globes is where movie and TV stars collide, there were a LOT of looks and red carpet photos to sort through before I could make my choices on Best and Worst Dressed of the night. I’m bound to miss a few amazing or atrocious looks, so please understand that I’m doing the best I can. ๐Ÿ™‚ With that in mind, let’s get straight to the celebs, shall we?

The Beautiful:

Hailee Steinfeld

She’s only fourteen but my god, she’s stunning! I don’t really know who she was wearing, but I have to give her stylist props for remembering that she is fourteen. That beautiful white halter dress is very age-appropriate, and her minimal make up is fresh and youthful.

Dianna Agron in J. Mendel and Cathy Waterman Jewelries

This Glee star gets it right all the time. She wowed us all with her Carolina Herrera gown at the Emmys, and now in this blush J.Mendel she just looks so ethereal and beautiful. The Cathy Waterman necklace around her neck adds a touch of old Hollywood glamor, and overall she just looks like a breathtaking porcelain doll.

Natalie Portman in Viktor & Rolf

I think this woman is probably the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth. She’s pregnant right now but looks as slim as she did in Black Swan. I hate her. ๐Ÿ™‚ The pink Viktor & Rolf dress looks perfect, and I love the rose accents and strawberry-colored clutch.

Heather Morris in Lorena Sarbu

When I saw her walking down the red carpet, I was blown away by little miss Brittany S. Pierce. Wow, she looks amazing. Love that sparkly, champagne-colored dress, love her hair and make up and most of all, love her attitude. Work it, girl!

Mila Kunis in Vera Wang

Somewhere in Los Angeles, Macaulay Culkin is weeping. His former lady love looks absolutely stunning in this emerald Vera Wang gown, bringing just enough drama and class to turn everyone’s heads. Hell, even the guy behind her is checking her out.

Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

Wearing this year’s IT color “honeysuckle pink”, this Modern Family star looks absolutely muy caliente on the red carpet, prompting Kelly Osbourne to gush as she watches her from E’s Glam Cam 360. She may lost the Globes to Jane Lynch, but she’s a big winner on the carpet for sure.

Nicole Kidman in Prada

New York’s Magazine Fug Girls may think this cream Prada gown is boring, but in my opinion Nicole Kidman looks fantastic. She definitely has the body to carry off such a sleek, beautiful dress, and even though she towers over her husband Keith Urban, she still looks incredible as she poses for the cameras.

Best Dressed of The Night:

Olivia Wilde in Marchesa

My pick for Best Dressed Celeb of 2010, Olivia Wilde is definitely on her way to becoming the best dressed celeb of 2011 in this dramatic and fabulous Marchesa gown. I usually don’t like elaborate dresses, but man, she can carry it off. She even jokes that she can eat a cheeseburger in that thing. Too bad she doesn’t eat meat, though.

The Bold (Okay, Mostly Bad):

Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta and Lorraine Schwartz jewelries

InStyle Magazine loves this look a lot, but for some reason this Glee star reminds me of a cupcake in that giant ruffly Oscar De La Renta gown. It’s just a little too much. Sorry, Lea.

January Jones in Versace

She is the face of Versace this year, so I get that she has to wear a Versace gown, but I’m so not sure about this “bondage” dress. Her boobs just look tortured, and not in a good way (is there a good way for boobs to look tortured?). Oh Miss Jones. First there was that polarizing cone bra mullet dress at last year’s Emmy. Now this. I’m thinking you and Versace don’t get along as well as you think you do.

Emma Stone in Calvin Klein and Van Cleef & Arpels and Bvlgari jewelries

Nylon Magazine LOVES this look and thinks that Emma Stone is the best dressed of the night, but I beg to differ. Anybody else thinks she looks like a piece of fruit in that sherbet-colored Calvin Klein dress? She does have the body for it but man, that color with her newly blond hair just don’t work. She has to stay blond for Spider-Man, but I’m thinking she can chuck the dress and swear never to go down that path again. I still love her though.

Julianne Moore

Julianne Moore’s dress is so wacky, even InStyle doesn’t want to admit she was ever on that red carpet. So far I haven’t gotten a clue as to who actually designed that pink insanity, but when I have more info I’ll definitely update this post. But I mean, really, do we need to explain further why this dress is atrocious? Gotta love Moore though, she really knows how to bring the crazy.

Heidi Klum

Yes, Heidi, we get that the 70s is making a comeback, but are you kidding me, woman? That dress, the bow thing in the middle, the stack of bangles (best jewelries, InStyle? Really?), the thigh-high slit… I’m sorry, but no. Just no.

Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad and Harry Winston Jewelries

I’m going to let New York Magazine’s Fug Girls to describe this dress to you: “J. Lo appears to be wearing a cape made of a bridal veil” and my favorite: “She is wearing a glittery, see-through poncho, you guys. A PONCHO. It is crazy unflattering and also just plain old crazy.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. (Actually, I tweeted: blech, J-Lo’s dress, so I know I didn’t say it better).

Tilda Swinton

If some other actress wore this to the red carpet, I’d probably be absolutely hating it. But it’s Tilda Swinton and this is actually right up her alley. It kind of what makes me love her. I’m still not sure if that’s an oxford shirt tucked in a skirt or an actual dress, or really who made the whole thing for her but it’s all so very Tilda, and you gotta love her for always bringing the crazy and unexpected.

Christina Hendricks in Romona Keveza and Chopard jewelries

Oh Joan. You know I love you and hate doing this to you, but seriously, girl, you need to tone it down a little when on the red carpet. The red dress, the giant flower right by your face, along with your boobs and voluminous red hair… well it’s just all a little bit too much. Sorry, darling.

Jane Fonda in George Hobeika

I know shoulder pads are totally in right now, but this dress just looks so Star Trek-y to me that I don’t think it suits Ms Fonda very well. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t suit anyone very well, unless it’s Zoe Saldana, as she walks the carpet in character as Uhura, Spock’s girlfriend. Is George Hobeika just an alias for George Takei?

Worst Dressed of The Night:

Halle Berry in Nina Ricci and Harry Winston Jewelries

New York Magazine’s Fug Girls once again nailed it on the head when they described Ms Berry’s look as: “From the neck up, she looks amazing. From the neck down, she looks like the rest of her dress got mauled off by a bear.” Amen to that. Halle Berry, what were you thinking? This is worse than when you showed up on the red carpet wearing a bikini top. I mean, people were whistling at you on the red carpet, and we fear it might have been sarcastic. No, darling. You are way too beautiful and elegant to show up at an event like this in your underwear. Please don’t do this to us.

The Bizarre:

Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood

There were plenty of crazies on the Globes red carpet, but Helena Bonham Carter is definitely the reigning queen of whack last night. Where to begin? Everything about her look was purposely wacky, from the crazy hair to those two different shoes. God bless her. She makes the red carpet so much fun to watch. No wonder Tim Burton is “the father of her bastards” (her words, not mine), she definitely looks like a character in his movies (which, incidentally, she always is).

The Boys:

Armie Hammer

Could this man be any more gorgeous? I mean, my god, WOW. Hello, lover.

Kevin McHale

We love a guy who is not afraid to wear studded tuxedo. You go, Artie!

Matthew Bomer

I know people are still speculating about his sexuality, but I hope he’s straight. I want to have a chance with him.

Andrew Garfield

Oh, Andrew Garfield. I wish you were my very own friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. I want to step into your web.

Harry Shum, Jr.

The Glee Guys were totally bringing it at the Globes. We already know what great abs Other Asian aka Harry Shum, Jr has underneath that fabulous checked shirt…

Corey Monteith

No wonder Ryan Murphy said the cast of Glee has a lot of sex. I mean, really. Just look at the sheer adorable-ness of one Corey Monteith. Love.

So there you have it, the Golden Globes red carpet redux. Hope you’ve enjoyed this post and I’ll see you at the Oscars!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My 12 Days of Christmas Countdown: Seventh Day

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me… well, I bet whatever it was, it wasn’t as amazing as finding George Clooney, naked, under the Christmas tree. ๐Ÿ™‚ Yes, today it’s time for us to objectify ten gorgeous men and fantasize. The year is almost over, and I have to admit that 2010 is not in short supply of fabulously hot and talented men. It wasn’t easy to pick just 10, but I gotta commit to the Top 10 Format. So what are you waiting for? Let’s dig in!

My Top 10 Movie Screen Scorchers of 2010

1/ George Clooney, The American.

I’ve been a Clooney fan since he was still playing Dr. Doug Ross in ER, so forgive me if I’m bias. But I can’t help it, not only is this man gorgeous and aging so fabulously with his salt-and-pepper hair, he’s also one of the smartest actors in Hollywood when it comes to choosing roles. He knows who he is and what he wants to do, so every once in a while he’d do big studio movies like the Ocean’s franchise, but most of the time he’s focusing his energy on projects that challenges him, like his turn in The American. And he nails each role he inhabits, while looking insanely hot in the process. For all of those reasons, and many more I can’t disclose without keeping this post PG13, gorgeous George is our number one man of 2010.

2/ Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Inception.

Leonardo diCaprio was the star of Christopher Nolan’s mind-bending drama Inception, but I think I’m not the only one who thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who got his taste of fame by starring in the alien sitcom Third Rock From The Sun oh so many years ago, somehow upstaged him in the movie. It’s just he was so cool as Arthur, Cobb’s serious and cautious sidekick, especially during that zero gravity fight scene. And while he charmed Ellen Page’s Ariadne in the film, he also charmed his audience into raving incessantly about him after. He may only play a supporting role in Inception, but in my fantasy, he’s definitely the leading man.

3/ Tom Hardy, Inception.

Speaking of supporting roles in Inception, I think our number three guy was also responsible from stealing the spotlight from Leo. This Brit not only got to say the best lines in the movie, he also managed to mesmerize the audience to a degree that when we discussed the whole thing in various threads afterward, we couldn’t help but discuss how much we love his character Eames. Almost overnight, Hardy, a relative unknown in the States, became a hot topic all thanks to Inception, and I highly suspect that it was caused by those dreamy eyes and very, very enticing lips. The concept of entering a person’s dream and stealing or implanting ideas may seem ludicrous before Inception, but now, I think Hardy can enter my dream any time he wants.

4/ James Franco, 127 Hours.

James Franco’s star is shining so bright in Hollywood right now, he has just been tapped to host the Oscars with Anne Hathaway at the same time when critics are predicting that he’ll be a shoe-in for the Best Actor category. James Franco is probably the only actor in Hollywood right now that has it all; talent, looks, impressive resume, and an awesome brain that allows him to get his PhD without taking time off from acting. I’m starting to suspect he’s not human, but an AI (artificial intelligence) created by big Hollywood studios so they could have the perfect actor, with both commercial and critical appeal. Whatever he is, he’s a major hottie who is pretty much perfect in every way, and we get to enjoy him at number 4.

5/ Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine.

Most alumni of Disney’s The Mickey Mouse Club achieve success as adults by becoming pop stars, like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. But that wasn’t the case with this Mickey Mouse Club alumna, he opted to be an actor, and a damn good one at that. The first time I noticed him was in Murder By Numbers, in which he played a seventeen-year-old psychopath. I remember turning to my friend in the middle of the movie and telling her that “this boy is so going to be a star one day”, and a star he did become, though not in the most conventional sense. He’s the indie king, always opting for quirky, odd, difficult roles over romantic leading men in big studio movies, making the Nicholas Sparks’ tearjerker The Notebook his only big studio success. I admire his artistic integrity and his commitment to acting but sometimes I do want him to go the Jake Gyllenhaal way and just do rom-coms for once, if only so I can be swooned over and over again by those hypnotizing blue eyes…

6/ Armie Hammer, The Social Network.

In The Social Network, one of the two characters he played in the movie declared, “I’m six-foot-five, 220 pounds and there’s two of me.” and for a second there I wish there really were two of Armie Hammer, because let’s face it, we all want more than one six-foot-five, 220 pounds, handsome blond demi-god in this world. A relative unknown before the movie came out, Hammer first attracted my attention when he guest-starred in two CW series Gossip Girl and the now deceased Reaper as Gabriel, Serena’s conman boyfriend and the devil’s son, respectively. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why he attracted so much attention, does it? And what makes him such a catch is not just the fact that he’s extremely good looking and a fantastic actor to boot, he’s also, uhm, born to a gazillion dollar empire, being the grandson of oil tycoon Armand Hammer, whom he was named after. Sadly, he’s already married to TV personality Elizabeth Chambers, but give it time. Marriages don’t always work in Hollywood, especially when it comes to beautiful people like him. ๐Ÿ™‚

7/ Andrew Garfield, The Social Network.

Before The Social Network even opened, there was already a lot of buzz surrounding this handsome Brit due to him being named as the next Spider-Man, replacing Toby Maguire in the new movie. I was not so convinced about another Spider-Man movie at first, but now I’m willing to give it a try, especially after seeing his performance in The Social Network. Eduardo Saverin might have been screwed over, but Garfield seems to be enjoying a nice and scandal-free success so far, going from just another Brit trying his luck across the pond to a certified star. And he seems like a real sweetheart too in interviews, always generous in his praises for his co-stars. A handsome, talented and humble man? Where do I sign up?

8/ Jon Hamm, The Town.

No, he’s not in the wrong list. You’re reading it right: Jon Hamm is on the verge of not just being known as Don Draper in Mad Men, but a bona fide movie star. In Ben Affleck’s The Town he portrays FBI Agent Adam Frawley, a straight-laced guy so unlike Don Draper that he convinces us all how good of an actor he is. It won’t come as a surprise if he gets cast in a major role soon, because there are not that many tall, dark, handsome and utterly talented leading man in Hollywood who can carry a movie, save for a few of the elites. Hey, movie studios, if you’re looking for an older Superman, Jon Hamm is totally your guy.

9/ Aaron Johnson, Kick-Ass.

Yet another Brit in this list, Aaron Johnson may not seem like your typical “screen scorchers” considering that his most famous role in the US is as a typical geek-turned-superhero in Kick-Ass. Yes, he’s kinda scrawny, and yes, he’s not conventionally handsome. And yes, he sometimes sounds douche-y in interviews, I won’t deny that. But the fact is, he’s British thus his accent is just divine, he’s talented and funny, and the best part, he actually can be sexy when he wants to be. He may be compared to Jesse Eisenberg, but for me personally, Eisenberg doesn’t do it for me. Johnson is the only big screen geek worth fantasizing about.

10/ Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right.

Our last guy in the list is so hot, he can turn a gay girl straight… if only for a little while. In The Kids Are All Right, Ruffalo plays the sperm donor of a Annette Bening and Julianne Moore’s children who has an affair with the very lesbian Moore, and trust me, we immediately understand why Moore’s character would actually get into bed with someone with a penis. It’s attached to Mark Ruffalo’s sexy, rugged persona, after all. Despite portraying a homewrecker, Ruffalo still manages to charm us all in the movie, which explains why he was the rom-com king for quite some time in the early 2000s. I’m not usually one for scruffy guys, but in his case, I’m definitely making an exception. He hasn’t starred in too many hit movies lately, but I’m hoping his turn in the critically-acclaimed The Kids Are All Right will change that, because we need more of him on the big screen.

And there you have it, my top 10 movie screen scorchers of 2010. I’m sure there are other hotties that deserve to be mentioned, but unfortunately there’s only room for 10. Check back in tomorrow, I’ll be counting down the 10 Fabulous Movie Ladies of 2010. Guess which number newly preggers Natalie Portman is on. ๐Ÿ™‚

Until then,

xoxo

Binky Bee